•Only my mind would see if there was such thing as handicap sex.

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• Only my mind would say no to a blow job in the mourning after being hung over.(Comment)


• Only my mind thinks baitbus is hilarious and not gay what’s so ever.(Comment)


• Only my mind thinks grenades and big people would go well together.. so much body parts and blood.(Comment)


• Only my mind would walk into my speech class the first day and pretend to be a mute. (Comment)


• Only my mind thinks wearing girlfriends underwear to get hard.


• Only my mind would think tell my teacher that my grandma died from cancer and I was in the hospital all night. So i could turn in my homework tomorrow.